Alaska: The Most Idiotic State In the Nation

Although they have tough competition with the Utah bigots who have blanketed CA airwaves with lies and hate for the past six weeks, Alaskans are on the verge of making themselves look like the biggest idiots in the United States.

Right now, it looks like corrupt crooks Ted Stevens and Don Young may win reelection. I have to say I'm pretty shocked. This goes against all the polling. Either people were lying to pollsters, or Alaska Democrats didn't show up to the polls. It stinks to high heaven.

If Ted Stevens is reelected, Harry Reid and the other Senators will force him to resign or simply expel him. Under Alaskan law, a special election would have to be called for a replacement. Who knows, maybe Sarah Palin would throw her hat into the ring. She'd quickly become the dumbest person in D.C.

If Alaska really does decide to reelect these clowns, I think the only just punishment is to shut off the spigot of pork than has been washing over that state for decades. No more money for bridges, no more money for pipelines, let them pay for that shit themselves. With all the oil profits they are taking in, surely they can afford it. It's time for Alaska to carry its own weight.