Misogynist McCain Pimps His Wife

What a class act:

If there were any Obama supporters to be found in the vast Buffalo Chip campground, they kept quiet.

Indeed, McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

Call me crazy, but I can't really see Barack offering to enter Michelle into a topless beauty pageant.

And if he did, I don't think the media would stop talking about it for quite some time. Yet McCain does this and we hear crickets.

[UPDATE]: And in case you are curious, here is some video of the "beauty pageant" that McCain offered up his wife for:



Looks like a real class act. And here is the "pickle-licking contest" that they stage:



OK, aside from being offensive to women, this just looks like a really lame event. As in, the venues seem mostly empty and the MCs keep having to remind the drunk crowd to actually clap. Sad and creepy.

There are more videos out there (the "live orgasm contest" and the "wet t-shirt contest"), but let's just say it's a pretty disgusting event. Spring Break for old, fat, drunk bikers.